you live in Utah if...

THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT UTAHNS!
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These are so funny! And SO true!
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> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work

> there, you live in Utah.
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> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah
>
> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the
wrong
> number, you live in Utah.
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> If 'vacation' means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the
weekend, you
> live in Utah.
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> If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
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> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in
Utah.
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> If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day,
you
> live in Utah.
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> If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both
unlocked,
> you live in Utah.
>
> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
without
> flinching, you live in Utah.
>
> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
live in
> Utah.
>
> If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and
everyone is
> still passing you, you live in Utah.
>
> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow,
> you live in Utah.
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> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
> construction, you live in Utah.
>
> If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly' you live in Utah.
>
> If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
friends, you
> live in Utah.